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女生应该记住的英文!

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发表于 2006-10-22 11:12:03 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。

The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。

The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。

The handsome, nice and hetero***ual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。

Men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。

The men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。

The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hetero***ual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。

The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetero***ual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are hetero***ual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
发表于 2006-10-22 11:42:06 | 显示全部楼层

呵 呵

走过路过~~~~~~~~~~
发表于 2006-10-23 04:56:03 | 显示全部楼层
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。

喜欢这句!
发表于 2006-10-23 09:02:38 | 显示全部楼层
倒,光是看中文就够晕乎的啦,还整上英文了,周一来啦就状态不好,看了这个帖子,晕倒了,呵呵
发表于 2006-10-24 08:54:05 | 显示全部楼层
还有“


Come on! baby.

Once more...
发表于 2006-10-31 21:50:43 | 显示全部楼层
好有哲理的话啊,好精典啊!
发表于 2006-11-2 11:03:02 | 显示全部楼层
就为这以后也也得要儿子!!!
发表于 2006-11-2 16:49:05 | 显示全部楼层
要是真的都以这些为准则。也许。。。就都是单身了
发表于 2006-11-2 17:08:51 | 显示全部楼层

好好好 喜欢

发表于 2006-11-2 19:41:50 | 显示全部楼层

路过走过..

发表于 2006-11-4 17:17:31 | 显示全部楼层

完了~~~~
找不到老公了~~
发表于 2006-11-5 10:21:25 | 显示全部楼层
好像真的找不到老公了
发表于 2006-11-5 11:07:48 | 显示全部楼层
女人择偶跟男人是有本质区别


这个好像不够写实
发表于 2006-11-14 16:26:15 | 显示全部楼层
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are hetero***ual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。
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